Valentine

Being single on Valentine’s Day can be pretty sucky (espesh when you’re majorly hungover). You feel like you can’t pass comment on the day without sounding a little bitter. But fuckit y’know, I’m actually happier being single mostly because my last couple of relationships were pretty balls and although it can be really lonely at times it’s okay because I have literally the best friends who I love and who love me. They’ve accepted the fact that I’m basically a massive twat when my boyfriends haven’t.

Reasons why I’m glad I’m single:

1. Boys are rubbish. FACT.
2. The only person who can embarrass is yourself.
3. You can always have dessert (or both sausage and bacon in a fry-up for that matter haha) without anyone calling you a fat fuck.
4. You can wear what you want, do what (or who) you want, go where you like and not have to put up with dickheads if you don’t want to.
5. You can perv on hot girls without anyone giving you shit for it.

In all fairness, in a good relationship you shouldn’t have to worry about any of these things anyway!! Okay, so the reasons I’ve listed above are kinda silly and stuff so I’m gonna lay it out there for y’all: the main reason I’m happy being single is I’ve yet to meet anyone that can keep up with me and I’m not going to settle for someone less than an equal. Why the fuck should I?

Happy Valentines Day to all my beautiful friends. I love you guys.